just take me home.

what if I traced love all over your arms

wrote a note with lipstick on your back

recited poems with my lips on your neck

gave you butterfly kisses all over your chest

I'm dancing in the room as I would in the woods with you

and I put my arms around you.

I'm waking up, and I see the world again.

Saturday, February 14, 2009, 11:30 AM

urbandictionary.com

Instructions

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, and write the FIRST definition it gives you. You're going to find some pretty funny results. Try not to take offense to some of them!

[1] Your First Name:

Fung

cool, buff, choong, any positive adjective can now be defined by FUNG.

[2] Your Last Name:

Tai

An individual that is unusually fly.

[3] Your Birth Month:

January

National Hangover Month. Because of the recent holidays and massive partying the general population spends the month hungover

[4] Your Age:

15

the REAL age to be considered a teenager, young person, young adult, etc

[5] Your Birthplace:

Malaysia

Malaysia is the country for malays only, though all races are there. Malay government building up more goverment institutions to feed malays because this malay youth is so fucking dumb they can't find a fair way to feed themselves.
If you go to any government office, malay men and women cut silly jokes to each other instead of paying attention to their work. Infact they are not capable doing any kinda work, may be because they are genetically dork. One more thing, they are being very proud to be muslims, though a father fucks his on daughter. They are big time liar and not trustworthy. Never go there.
*holy crap don't take this personally okay Malaysians?*

[6] Your Current Location:

KL

kl, meaning Kewl, which is another urban word for cool.

[7] Your Favorite Number:

18

The age which you are first considered a human being at. Any age below 18 is highly discriminated against almost everywhere in the world and you are not yet human in the eyes of almost everyone. People under the age of 18 are legally allowed to be, with the exception of being murdered or tortured, treated exactly like slaves of the 1800's by slave owners, called "adults, parents, or gardians" for obvious reasons.

[8] Your Favorite Color:

Navy Blue

a lovely shade of dark blue

[9] Your Favorite Movie:

Don't have one. So I'm picking one on the top of my head and say:
A Walk To Remember

a film used to make people cry. if you want to cry just watch this film.

[10] Your Closest Friends:

1) Aaron
Da most sexyiest n smartest guy in da world. Straight all da way. Awesome in everything (HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I love you. =] )

2) Bianca
1. Indescribably beautiful.
2. The nicest, most caring, and sweetest girl in the world.
3. The best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for.
(I swear I ain't making this up. It's in the dictionary! Hahaha)

3) Michelle
Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
(Sorry Ming)

4) PQ
Means "Party Quest" used in MapleStory (a online game)
(Ehehehe)

5) Zheng
To own oneself with extraordinary vigor, esp. to incur spectacular and lasting injuries; to painfully fail.

6) Andrew
The boy's name Andrew \a-nd-rew, an-drew\ It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "man, warrior".

7) Arianna
Arianna, a more unique name, originating from the Lost World. People with this name are literally worshipped by their offspring and friends. Often times there are moments where you will get flashbacks with Arianna, due to their repetitive quote, "Remember that one time...?"
(HAHAHAHA)

8) Brendan
Brendan is a Hiberno-English derivative of the Irish name Bréanainn, a hibernicisation from the Brythonic "Brenhin" -King.citation needed The anglicism has been re-hibernicised as Breandan. Another form is Brandon which is often used in English-speaking countries, but is far less superior.
(uh... what?)

9) Natalie
The most beautiful and loving person I have ever met... I love her and she can be the best person ever
1. kind
2. loving
3. beautiful
4. sporty
everything

10) Reuben
An erect inverted Mike Fiday handstands while another male straddles his taint, while inserting and thrusting their erected members into each designated sphincter; this continues until the act of thrusting results in complete and utter satisfaction... oscillating meat.
(OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA)

11) JARRAH

1. Being high on drugs, particularly cannabis.
2. Something that is contemptiously laughable, can be used either in jest or pejoratively.

(AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA)

[11] The Last Person You Talked To (Who Isn't Already Mentioned):

Justin

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
(ahaha. be honored. =P =P)

[12] Your nickname:

1) Foo
short for fool. Like calling someone a fool, but they are so stupid they don't deserve the last "l" so you just call them foo.
(awh. now that's just mean Bianca.)

2) Backside
From behind, afterwards, happens after the fact. (uhmmm...)

3) Fungy
someone who is funny but also smells like fungus (OI!)